"You have a triangle shaped head," a pool shark told me as he opened a game of billards with an amazing break.

Moments before, he help up the pool triangle to my face and closed his left eye. At the time, I thought he was that he was picturing my head in a triangle shaped frame that would go on his dresser droor next to his bed, hence the wink. But then, I relieved to find out that he was just finding out that head was shaped like a triangle. I had been told that for all of my life. Usually, it flattered me because it was implying that I had a chisled chin, but that day the obnoxious pool shark changed my view on my characteristic. Just the way he said it, he made me want to hit him over thehead with a pool cue and I did, nobody was around, so I ended up having to drive the jerk to the hospital, due to his broken face that I gave him. Half way to the hospital, I drove into a dicth, which I saw coming because I don't have a liscence. So I picked up the obnoxious pool shark (slyvestor) and threw him over my shoulder. As, I was running to the hospital, I dropped pour Slyvetor head first on to the pavent, which broke his face even more. I didn't want Sly's face to get anymore broken, so I dragged him the rest of the way. When I got to the hospital, I realized that I had been dragging face first, whick broke his face even more, which I thought was impossible. So I brought him into the emergency room and the doctor said that the only way tofix the pour man's face was plastic surgery. So we waited a few days for the plastic surgeon and finnaly he showed up. He fixed up Slyvestor's face in a record 8 seconds, but it didn't look that good, so he did it again and that took about 2 days. When he was done, Slyvestor actually looked way better than he did before. I mean, he couldn't move his face at all, but he looked friggin good. Looking at Slyvestor and seeing what plastic surgeory did for him, I starting considering what it could do for me. So I asked the Doc what was up and then I giggled a bit and then, I asked him what he could do about my triangle head. He told me that my head was the most amazing thing he had ever saw and there was nothing he could do about it. But then he told me that lipo suction could suck out part of my chin making my head look like a circle. I considered it and then I remembered that time when my friend got lipo suction all over his body and the problem was that he was already pretty skinny, so when he woke up, he was floating in the air. He was so weak after that surgeory, if anyone even poked him with their index finger, he would be as bruised up as Niomi Cambell's personal assistant after handing Niomi her cell phone and he didn't look very good either, cheek bones were ugly and his eye brow were at the top of his forehead, they nearly knocked off his wig. So I decided to passed on the lipo suction on my face. So I walk outside the hospital and someone threw a lamp at my face so now, my face is shaped like a lamp. I walked home that day and I have to say, it was the longest walk home I had ever been on and not only did it break that record, but it also broke the record of most times the shape of my face had changed in one walk. Well, People started throwing thing at my because I had a Lamp shaoed head and they didn't like me for it. First, someone threw a milk carton at my face and it changed into a milk carton shaped face. Then, a lactose intolerent guy threw some scisssors at my face and my face turned scissors shaped. Then, a anti-craft guy threw a golf trophy at my face and my face turned golf trophy shaped. Then a guy that lost a few million dollars in a golf game threw the number 3 at me and my face turned 3 shaped. Then a guy that liked the number four better threw a Volkswagon at my face and face turned Volkswagon shaped. Then, I ran home before someone else could throw somebody else could throw something at my face. But then my father, who drives a Kia saw my Volkswagon shaped face, ferociously threw a guitar at me, which turned my face guitar shaped. Now, that was the last straw. I called the plastic sergeon and told him that I had changed my mind about the lipo suction thing. He was at band practice, where he played the triangle, but he was very eagar to try out his new vacum, so he brought his triangle and his vacu to my house and threw me on to the groung then, he by accidently dropped his triangle on my face then, I was back to triangle head shaped self. I yelled at the doctor to start the start the operation or I would break a thigh master over his head, but then, he told me that my head to bruised up to stick a vacum in my ear. If he went through with the operation, my head explode right there, no 2nd chances. Then, I told the doctor that I had gloves to punch him with, but he didn't care. He left my house and never came back. Then, I looked at myself in the mirror and then I got mad and took my anger out on the plastic surgeon. I ran to his house brushed his teeth with a fan. Then I plucked each hair out of his moustache and fed them to wolverine. Then I punched him in the stomach. Then he threw up his lunch. He must have not had had any teeth, because his lunch wasn't chewed up at all. I ate it, it was probably the best grilled cheese I had ever had. But then the doctor told that it wasn't a grilled cheese, it was a seafood platter. Then I gagged for about 3 months, untill someone told me to stop and then I told that I couldn't stop and it had to be done and then after I finished that rant I didn't gag, So I realized that I had stopped and then I went sky diving, which I was offered to do while i was gagging, but I couldn't answer the question, because I was gagging. Sky diving was very fun, but then my cord was to long, so my face hit the ground, so now my face is shaped like the enire ground in the whole world. I quite a drag.